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Yo mama so ugly, she thought the zombie apocalypse was a family reunion.

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1. What do you call a pig that practices karate?

A pork chop.

2. John Lennon's Calendar

Eight days a week and no religion too!

3. How tall is Old McDonald’s son?

He’s knee high, knee high oh.

4. If you raise chickens...

Then that makes you a chicken tender

5. How do you get flies out of a Foot Locker store?

Tell them to shoe!

6. Chinese Song

Did you about the Chinese version of a popular Supertramp song? It's called "Take the Wong Way Home".

7. Did you hear about the Scandinavian female pirate

She was blonde in one eye

8. Why is a wooden bed great for your back?

Because it provides lumber support.

9. Yo mama so fat she beeps when she walks backwards.

10. Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

He'd blow his cover

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